On Saturday, we learned that Spirit Airlines was going out of business. But are its passenger planes permanently grounded? This sounds like yet another job for Marco Rubio! The Secretary of State already wears many hats for the Trump administration; might as well add a pilot’s hat, too.
Heck, if we know Rubio, he’ll soon be doing every job in the air and on the ground. Here’s what that might look like thanks to one user on X. (WATCH)
Marco Rubio finding out he has to run Spirit Airlines now too. pic.twitter.com/xhytHhuEDH
— Charles Curran (@charliebcurran) May 2, 2026
Thank goodness the “made with Ai” badge was there
— 𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙼𝚌𝙲𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚢 (@MMcCunney) May 3, 2026
Is there anything this guy can’t do ? !!!
— Dirty_Auggie (@Dirty_Auggie) May 3, 2026
He looks so natural in a pilot uniform too 😂
— Blake Pritchard (@BlakePritchar10) May 3, 2026
He really does.
Many posters agree. They used the ubiquitous meme of Rubio sitting on a couch at the White House to let their imaginations take off.
— 3D timeline (@3Dtimeline) May 3, 2026
— 3D timeline (@3Dtimeline) May 2, 2026
Retired from one job finally pic.twitter.com/swR9AwoxxP
— PhantomMaga ™ (@PhantomMaga) May 3, 2026
Spirit Airlines Plane in-charge, Honourable Marco Rubio pic.twitter.com/PRYFBVmZJX
— Vibe Stoker (@vibestocker) May 2, 2026
That last one’s a little disturbing.
Of course, Rubio won’t just be flying the planes. He’ll be serving drinks and handing out pillows on them as well.
Recommended
— 3D timeline (@3Dtimeline) May 3, 2026
You beat me to it. And yours is 10,000x times better. ✊🏽😂 pic.twitter.com/JpQc8u9F3K
— Dumbass Photoshop (@DumbassPhotoshp) May 3, 2026
Look at Rubio rocking those neck scarves.
Many commenters noted that Spirit Airlines should make the trick-or-treat transition that many businesses do when they shut down. Rubio could still work there.
— Donnie Meismer, GED Emeritus (@USMCTexian) May 2, 2026
— 3D timeline (@3Dtimeline) May 2, 2026
— 3D timeline (@3Dtimeline) May 2, 2026
That’s too funny.
Some posters visualized other possibilities for the defunct airline.
Hear me out. The synergies are incredible. pic.twitter.com/xcQA9ntirz
— Mark2Market (@MarkGettner) May 2, 2026
Now flying one way only 24/7.👍😊 pic.twitter.com/F34fjDg2qK
— The Duker (@The_Duker001) May 3, 2026
We could also call it ‘Spirited Away Airlines.’
Sadly, we have to bid a final farewell to Spirit Airlines. We’re going to miss the flights and the fights. (WATCH)
Lighters up for @SpiritAirlines pic.twitter.com/KXT30P7tZz
— Chaotic Good (@_ChaoticGood42) May 2, 2026
you don’t know what you have till it’s gone
— Charles Curran (@charliebcurran) May 2, 2026
Truly the end of an era
— Chaotic Good (@_ChaoticGood42) May 2, 2026
RIP Spirit Airlines.
Rubio is not going to take over the airline. But the vision of a multitasking Marco has some posters thinking.
🤣 imagine cloning Marco Rubio
— MAGA Voice (@MAGAVoice) May 3, 2026
We just need a Department of Rubio where he goes and takes over stuff
— Jess Fields (@jessalanfields) May 2, 2026
#departmentofrubio lets make it happen.
— Voting Really Matters (@HighHopes4All) May 2, 2026
Even as a joke, Trump needs to announce the formation of the DOR so that we can see Rubio’s reaction.
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