Tom Nichols is a frequent flyer on Twitchy, racking up coverage for his parade of terrible takes. Conservatives love to roast him—especially when he struts poolside, shirtless, and blesses us with a selfie that screams “pepperoni pizza gone wrong.” It’s the kind of image that sends us sprinting for eye bleach, clutching our pearls and a bottle of Lysol. Nichols once played dress-up as a conservative, but Trump Derangement Syndrome shattered his tiny brain like a cheap piñata. Now, he’s a nonstop nonsense machine—and last night, he didn’t disappoint.
Tom Nichols having a normal one trying to justify his New Friends shunning a kid with terminal cancer pic.twitter.com/SCe3jm2CPk
— Sunny (@sunnyright) March 5, 2025
Witness his broken brain.
In case you needed a reminder that Tom is a horrible person. https://t.co/E7btaMWWHD
— Amy Curtis 🇮🇱 (@RantyAmyCurtis) March 5, 2025
It’s always good to have new reasons to loathe him.
Don’t clap for a child with cancer, noted internet expert that is much smarter than you. https://t.co/yr268CKYEk
— SteveJones517 (@Jones517Steve) March 5, 2025
Jesus, Tom. Are you really this broken? https://t.co/autlzXzI6C
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) March 5, 2025
Yes, yes he is.
Looks like Tom crash-landed on planet False AF with this take. https://t.co/IAfviWZlUw
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) March 5, 2025
He received brain damage somewhere along the way.
He did? What did he say about the kid that put anyone in a position to be “for” Trump if they clapped? It was a make-a-wish moment, not a policy proposal. https://t.co/TulRy4zIX3
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) March 5, 2025
Politics is the religion of the Left, so they can no longer tell the difference.
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Sometimes, do the right thing even if it upsets your partisans. Standing and applauding a kid fighting cancer is the right thing even if it makes Trump look good, because the child could probably use it and no one else will remember it. https://t.co/WcFof6az3z
— (((Not That Crown, Maybe))) (@CrownMaybe) March 5, 2025
In other words, it’s fine to be a human being at times.
That’s the truth.
They have no moral compass, so that tracks.
Nailed it. What a world Democrats have created.
