Around the world in 80 lays.
A Canadian content creator is on a mission to sleep with a man from every country on the planet — and has already embarked on her ambitious international escapade.
Coco Bae, 37, has bedded blokes from 40 of the world’s 195 nations, collecting flags from each country as a pornographic passport stamp marking each conquest.
The kinky Canuk, who is putting the “lust” in wanderlust, says Brazilians are the best nation she’s sampled in the sack thus far, while Germans are the worst.
“My rules are to count the country on his passport, not where the dude happens to be living at the time of our encounter,” declared Bae on the “Kyle and Jackie O Show”, outlining her stringent rules.
“I’ve had men from America, Canada, the UK, Israel, Australia, Haiti, El Salvador, Holland, Norway, Greece, France, Belgium, Germany, Denmark, Ireland. Ireland, Belize, Djibouti, Nicaragua, Italy, Guatemala, Switzerland and Argentina,” the bombshell boasted.
“And then Honduras, Costa Rica, Thailand, Russia, Columbia? I’m not sure. Albania, Brazil. India, Spain, Peru, Lebanon, Algeria, Croatia, Serbia. Armenia, Scotland, Ukraine and New Zealand.”
The Canadian gained quite a few insights in her bid to taste the rainbow. According to Bae’s global romp rankings, lovers of Latin extraction, particularly Brazilians, are especially “spicy” and proficient when it comes to hanky panky.
“My lovers from Brazil were the most enjoyable to be with,” the down-and-dirty diplomat previously revealed, per PerthNow. “They were just up for having fun, whichever way it happens.”
When it comes to stamina, the best marathoners hail from the Motherland. In fact, Coco said she could barely keep up with one Russian lover.
“He lived in my building, and it was my fault it ended,” the frisky Phileas Fogg explained. “I had to tell him I didn’t want to keep at it for hours. I just don’t like it.”
Meanwhile, placing dead last in this lecherous Olympiad are Germans, per Bae, who described her first Bavarian bedmate as “really really boring.”
The Canadian, who moved to Australia in 2018, said Aussies also need to “step it up” Down Under, declaring, “you’re just not putting in any effort and you need to wash your hands.”
Brits were similarly ho-hum although the serial sex tourist said she had a “really good experience” with someone from the UK and appreciated that they aimed “to please.”
Proving that the old adage “gentleman in the streets, freak in the sheets” is accurate, men from conservative cultures enjoyed some really “out there acts,” Bae claimed.
“For example, I have come across many Arab and Indian dudes who really like booty action in various forms,” said the world conqueror.
This international sexperiment marks quite the turnaround for Bae, who at one point had a high-ranking position in the Canadian government (perhaps her diplomacy skills served her well on her hanky panky pilgrimage), the Daily Star reported.
She was reportedly the party leader for the Members of the House of Assembly, in a small rural town at the time.
“I wasn’t even prepared. I was thrown into the campaign,” exclaimed the politician-cum-pornstar while discussing her experience. “I was working on the phones and all of a sudden my boss arrived in a panic, saying that he desperately needed someone to put on the ballot, because the candidate dropped out.”
Fast forward to 2017 and Bae had left the “dirty” business of politics behind to start an even dirtier OnlyFans page.
She eventually transitioned into mainstream porn, where she became a big sex-cess, racking up a staggering three AVN Awards — the so-called “Grammy’s of porn.”
“I feel like I’ve finally made it!” gushed Bae.
