The girlfriend of a man brutally mocked by his mates for having a micro penis has leapt to his defense, stating she has “no complaints in the bedroom department” – despite his 7.3cm package.
Penny Talbot, 33, has been dating her boyfriend Jake Timms for nearly two years, but she knew the British army veteran had a smaller than average penis as the pair were friends before becoming romantically involved.
“When we started dating, Jake brought it up straight away,” she told The Sun.
“But he wasn’t embarrassed about it at all, in fact I would say he was proud of his size.
“I think he just wanted me to know in case I was disappointed, but that wasn’t the case at all.”
The average erect length of a penis in Australia is 5.69 inches (14.4cm) – while the Poms measure up at an average of 5.17 inches (13.1cm).
At 2.9 inches – 7.3cm – Jake’s is classed as a “micro penis” – but Penny said she and Jake have “very healthy sex life”.
“For me, it isn’t just about the penetration and climax of sex, but the foreplay and everything that leads up to that,” she said.
“When I saw Jake’s penis for the first time, I wasn’t horrified, it was the opposite. I thought it was absolutely perfect.”
In fact, Penny lives with endometriosis – a condition where endometrial tissue, which is similar to that which lines the uterus, grows outside of the uterus – usually in areas like the ovaries and fallopian tubes as well as on organs such as the bladder, bowel, vagina and cervixm and as a result sex can at times be painful.
So she said her 36-year-old partner’s “smaller” manhood is “perfect”.
But Jake’s own mates haven’t been quite as understanding, with Penny – a healthcare assistant – admitting she has been quizzed over whether their sex life is satisfactory by his friends.
“People always ask me if Jake’s penis is the smallest I have ever had, and to be honest I try to blank out all my previous sexual partners,” she told the publication.
“I mean, yes, he is below average, but for me it’s never been about a man’s size.
“There are lots of other ways to spice up your sex life and for you both to be left satisfied in the bedroom, and believe it or not, it doesn’t all just come down to your bloke’s manhood.”
She added: “Jake gets teased all the time over his size, mainly from his old army mates.
“It’s just typical boys’ banter, and I’ve heard them refer to it as a piece of dental floss before, but he just laughs it off.
“Jake’s mom even giggles along when he jokes that his two older brothers got all the goods.”
Luckily, Jake appears to take it all in his stride, telling The Sun: “It’s not the size that matters, but what you do with it.”
Penny said some people have suggested Jake should have a penis enlargement, but that would be “my worst nightmare”.
“He says, ‘it is what it is, why should I change it?’ and I totally agree. I would be horrified if something went wrong in surgery.
“And anyway, why fix something that isn’t broken? It works perfectly fine as far as I’m concerned.”
