Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Democrats have unleashed furious attacks on Republicans for using winning the election as an excuse to try to take control of the government. READ MORE

According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being announced during the typing of this sentence. This has led millions of people to wonder if their children were also fathered by Musk. READ MORE

In a powerful statement, RFK Jr was sworn in as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services Thursday on a raw 32-ounce ribeye. READ MORE

Local man Dennis Walters finally realized that the reason people play hockey is because it allows them to legally punch a Canadian directly in the face. READ MORE