This redefined “hot pants.”
A Mormon-cum-OnlyFans creator has unraveled the secrets behind the religious undergarments known as “magic underwear” — which she claimed are so sacred that her in-laws allegedly burned theirs after she accidentally touched them while doing laundry.
“They’ll lie about this stuff because they’re embarrassed,” Kari Keone — who goes by @spaceghost on social media — declared in a series of X posts blowing up online. “The whole religion is a joke.”
The skin-flick-star had been a Mormon in the 1990s, but left the church Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and now hawks scintillating body shots on OnlyFans.
In a recent “fashion statement” for her over 100,000 X followers, Keone lifted the curtain, er should we say outerwear, on her former faith.
She specifically discussed the “temple garments,” sacrosanct undies embroidered with ancient symbols that adherents are instructed to wear under their clothing day and night to remind members of their commitment to God.
“I got married super young — at age 22 — and we lived with my Mormon mother-in-law and father-in-law for a bit because my husband had some debt we were paying off,” the ex-penitent recalled. “I accidentally touched his dad’s magic underwear doing laundry and his mom cut the runes out of it and burned them in the backyard.”
The porn-again Christian also included photos of the markings she cut out of these literal “hot” pants.
And that wasn’t the only bombshell Keone dropped while dressing down her former religion’s hallowed boxers, which have been the go-to couture since the 1840s.
“One cool factoid about the magic underwear is that you’re never supposed to take it off,” the adult entertainer declared. “This includes sex. You’re supposed to have sex with the underwear on at all times.”
This has been disputed by members of the church, who noted that this religious undergarb is generally removed during hanky panky, bathing and certain sports.
Nonetheless, commenters were appalled over the “Handmaid’s Tale”-evoking claims.
“Every single thing about this story is insane,” exclaimed one horrified X poster, while another wrote, “and I thought growing up evangelical was weird.”
“Is there a Mormon Amazon you can buy magic undies at?” quipped a third. “Do different runes give different powers? What if I mix and match them? Why aren’t all undies considered magic….”
Many Mormons have taken exception to the term “magic underwear,” deeming it derogatory and sacrilegious.
“Mormons wear temple undergarments under their normal clothes to remind them of promises they made to always remember God,” lamented attorney and penitent Jim Harman in a blog post. “It is a physical reminder of our spiritual covenants with God.”
He added, “People of goodwill can show respect for our religion by referring to the Mormon temple garment by its actual name and not mockingly refer to it as ‘Mormon underwear,’ because it has far more significance to us than a normal undergarment.”
Nonetheless, Keone is not the first person to find this clothing a bit “oppressive.”
Many female adherents have claimed that fabrics, seams and fit can cause both discomfort and medical issues ranging from rashes to yeast infections and even problems with menstruation, pregnancy and nursing, the New York Times reported.
“People are scared to be brutally honest, to say: ‘This isn’t working for me. It isn’t bringing me closer to Christ, it’s giving me UTIs,’” griped one.
