We usually don’t like to elevate sick click-bait accounts, but in this case the couple of buck this domestic Islamist will get from us is worth it for the glorious mockery.
This is not your usual unhinged ‘The Jews have put radiation in our Falafel’ rant, but it has that simultaneously neurotic and banal repetition loved by Twitter leftists.
Oh Allah, please humiliate Netanyahu and Trump.
Oh Allah, please humiliate Netanyahu and Trump.
Oh Allah, please humiliate Netanyahu and Trump.
Oh Allah, please humiliate Netanyahu and Trump.
Oh Allah, please humiliate Netanyahu and Trump.— Jvnior (@Jvnior) March 1, 2026
You can picture whoever posts these sitting in a darkened room, rocking back and forth.
Twitter assumed it was pagan prayer and here beganeth the lesson.
Apparently Allah doesn’t like you.
— Richard DeCamp (@richdecamp) March 2, 2026
Judging by the outcome: Prayer: DENIED
Allah is a Zionist
— Jaimee Michell (@JaimeeUSA) March 2, 2026
Allah seems to be more on Israel and USA’s side than yours pic.twitter.com/eJ2DhdQHAW
— Anonymous Patriot ⛨⚔⛨ (@AnonPatriott) March 2, 2026
Huge, if true!
Sorry Junior, late already. pic.twitter.com/fPNdtxjU99
— LEAD🇳🇬 🇺🇸. (@Greatmindshub1) March 2, 2026
Whoopsie!
“You’ll have to shout louder, for surely he is a god! Perhaps he is daydreaming, or is relieving himself. Or maybe he is away on a trip, or is asleep and needs to be wakened!”
— Bama Chan (@HeardChanda) March 2, 2026
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Here’s where things got fun and educational. If you don’t know where that quote is from, stick around.
Cry louder, maybe he’s relieving himself
— Jonofarcadia (@jonofarcadia) March 2, 2026
Another clue.
From the Bible from the first book of Kings, the 18th chapter. Cry louder… pic.twitter.com/acxuWIaxYt
— Joan Huffman 🇺🇸 (@HuffmanJoa78586) March 3, 2026
Oh that Elijah! Putting Baal worshippers in their place for 3,000 years!
Call him louder! He heareth not. With knives and lancets cut yourselves after your manner. Leap upon the altar ye have made, call him and prophesy! Not a voice will answer you: none will listen, none heed you.
— Gottfried von Steinburg (@gottfriedvons) March 2, 2026
One more time for the King James fans in the room.
Elijah watching the priests call on their God. https://t.co/WBmyM0797b
— ìsakìí (@therealokunato) March 2, 2026
Lots of folks saw the connection.
Matthew 6:7; “When you pray, don’t babble on and on as the Gentiles do. They think their prayers are answered merely by repeating their words again and again.” https://t.co/WiQTI0tBAB
— Christ_Apologetics (@CApologetics1) March 3, 2026
The New Testament folks got in on it too.
Maybe the mossad switched out your prayers mid flight
because Allah must have gotten wrong message
Because he is taking out all your fking mullah buddies
ROFL pic.twitter.com/vto1iVmQlq— Totally_not_a_Bot (@TwitCensors) March 2, 2026
… or Mossad. Anything is possible since the invention of the space lasers.
Reminds me of Elijah
Only in this case the fire that’s coming down is from a B-52 https://t.co/fJwxxtMtbl
— Eli Sedai (@oni_samuel_) March 2, 2026
Don’t forget to set out an extra helping of Matzoh Ball Soup for Elijah this Passover, he certainly earned it.
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