Note: The following story contains satire.
MSNBC mainstay Andrea Mitchell is stepping down as a full-time anchor on Friday. She’s been at the anchor desk of her Andrea Mitchell Reports cable news show for 17 years. As expected, she has very few fans on X.
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Andrea Mitchell to leave MSNBC anchor chair this Friday after 17 years https://t.co/JutohMCwh7 pic.twitter.com/pp7wrvvhQN
— New York Post (@nypost) February 5, 2025
One poster appreciated Mitchell’s ability to soak up information.
We will miss this paragon of journalistic excellence pic.twitter.com/DwMJgvulVa
— Gravis Mushnick (@GravisMushnick) February 5, 2025
Many remembered her fan-girl enthusiasm when she covered Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.
Uh, yeah. pic.twitter.com/GpwhcLsqFh
— American Hound (@US_Jeanne) February 5, 2025
This piece seems very journalistic-y. pic.twitter.com/aUwPKVN9sJ
— American Hound (@US_Jeanne) February 5, 2025
She never got over the fact that she wouldn’t ever become Hillary’s presidential press secretary.
— Mr. Faversham 💥 (@MrFaversham) February 5, 2025
Thankfully, the DNC kept Mitchell at MSNBC.
Mitchell did stay in the anchor chair long enough to see Trump take the White House a second time.
This just may be my favorite Trump accomplishment. Good grief, that woman was awful.
— ChooseJoy (@ChooseJoyToo) February 5, 2025
That’s so sad. Said absolutely no one
— MelanieThe BarnOwl (@MelOwl5) February 5, 2025
Another one bites the dust @MSNBC is trash
— KK Berd 🇺🇸 (@keny_berd) February 5, 2025
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Bye! pic.twitter.com/DxhHNhGKcr
— JustJenni (@Jenni_23219) February 5, 2025
Queen had Mitchell in mind when they recorded that smash hit.
This commenter speaks the truth.
More people will know from reading it here then from watching MSNBC🤣
— Tony (@1st_12151791) February 5, 2025
Its nice that she is leaving now that she has stopped everyone from watching
— DustinClouse (@DustinClouse9) February 5, 2025
If Andrea Mitchell falls in a studio and no one is around to hear her does she make a sound?
Some posters speculate Mitchell was receiving taxpayer funds through USAID.
Check didn’t clear huh?
— LexiHuskers (@huskersLexi) February 5, 2025
Did she stop getting paid, too?
— America First (@TforThirty24) February 5, 2025
How much USAID was she getting?
— El Hombre (@ElHombre1836) February 5, 2025
Whatever she was getting some posters don’t think it was enough to upgrade her ‘youth’ regimen.
After a while the injections of embalming fluid cease to be effective.
— James Costopoulos (@JamesCostopoul1) February 5, 2025
When your face starts dripping, time to retire.
— Sam or Samantha (@Will195819) February 5, 2025
The word is she was stopped at a museum exit because a security guard mistook her face for Salvador Dali’s The Persistence of Memory.
Commenters have some closing observations.
The worst Democrat propagandist ever @mitchellreports
— Rex (@MREXKO) February 5, 2025
LOL. if ever I was sick of a celebrity news anchor it is Andrea Mitchell. She’s been a cat hairball hack for years. Best of luck
— murd4 (@murderof4Crows) February 5, 2025
She can safely crawl back into her sarcophagus
— patriotsdotwin “Cyber-Criminal” (@Shifu_Snake) February 5, 2025
My day just keeps getting better.
— JG Trades (@jg_trading) February 5, 2025
— Jimmy Quest (@2778jim) February 5, 2025
President Donald Trump sends his regards. Mitchell is leaving behind her chair at MSNBC but will still appear on NBC News. The 78-year-old will be the network’s chief foreign affairs correspondent as well as its chief Washington correspondent. She is expected to bore new reporters with stories of meeting President Harry S. Truman in the White House.
