Nothing to see here, folks.
The total eclipse put on quite a show from Dallas to Cleveland to Burlington, Vt.
The view here in New York was less than spectacular.
The partial eclipse was dulled by the partly cloudy skies.
Attorney General Letitia James is considering a lawsuit against both Mother Nature and, of course, Donald Trump.
What happened to the Marlins?
The Fish are 1-10 and on the verge of being mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. A.J. Puk, an effective reliever last season, has made two starts.
Batters have slapped The Puk for six runs in six innings while walking nine.
Carlos Rodon, who made Yankees fans puke last year, has allowed three runs over 9 ²/₃ thus far.
Play $50 on the Yanks (-180, BetRivers).
Betting on Baseball?
Gladys Knight to sum up our day/night.
“Darkness all around me. Blockin’ out the sun. Old friends call me, but I just don’t feel like talking to anyone.”
Rockies 7, D’backs 5. Down -107 wallypips.