Liberal women are going on a sex strike and shaving their heads to punish men for voting for Donald Trump.
Men are breathing a sigh of relief, as this self-defeating gesture by the Trump-deranged bodes well for natural selection, especially since conservative women are having more babies.
But the joke is on the Trump-hating femmes. It was supposed to be the gender gap election, which women would win for Democrats because more of them vote.
Kamala “Brat” Harris was banking on the sisters to make her the first female president in history.
Except that’s not what happened. Women do historically vote Democrat, but this time Harris did worse with the female vote than both her Democratic predecessors — five points worse than Joe Biden and three points worse than Hillary Clinton.
And Trump beat Harris by five points with the largest female demographic — white women —and increased his vote with young women by seven points over his 2020 figures.
Name-calling fell flat
A lot of women voted for Trump, who pulled off the best Republican result in decades, despite being outspent three to one, and despite being defamed as a “Nazi” and a misogynist brute who wanted to “control” women “whether they like it or not.”
The result sent MSNBC anchor “Joy-less” Reid into a jihad against white women on election night.
“Black voters came through for Harris, white women voters did not,” she wailed. “This will be the second opportunity that white women in this country have to change the way they interact with the patriarchy.”
“The View” co-host (Not-So) Sunny Hostin blamed the loss on “uneducated white women” who voted “against their reproductive health freedoms.”
A batty professor named Arlene Battishill came to represent the disappointed female voter demographic when she posted a video boasting about humiliating a store clerk by informing him that he had “wasted” his Trump vote because women were all voting on abortion.
“I said, ‘You know she is going to win this right? The women of America are making their voices heard, reproductive rights is what it all comes down to.’
She had to eat crow after the election, posting a glum new video blaming sexism and racism for the result.
But Trump’s victory just goes to show that women, like men, are not robots who vote by genitalia. We choose the candidate we think will be the best president — and that person most decidedly was not a flibbertigibbet who hid from scrutiny and used word salad and cackles to disguise her liberal San Francisco crackpottery.
It turns out that demonizing the men who women love — their husbands, sons, fathers, brothers and friends — was not a winning election strategy.
Deeming masculinity “toxic” and then holding up as the “positive masculine” archetype two questionable specimens in Tim Walz and Doug Emhoff wasn’t a winner with women, either.
Nor were tampons in boy’s bathrooms, a Walz specialty that earned him the nickname “Tampon Tim.”
Nor was reducing women to abortion, the only issue Harris seemed to get passionate about, but which is a downer, at odds with her attempt to convey “joy.”
Empathizer in chief
Not even acknowledging that illegal migrants were raping and murdering women and girls like Laken Riley and Jocelyn Nungaray was another vote loser, which belied the Harris campaign’s claim to some sort of superior feminine empathy. Trump, by contrast, showed genuine empathy when he met with the families of these female victims of “Border Czar” Harris’ illegal-alien invasion.
Nor was it a winning pitch to promote men competing in women’s sports and infiltrating women’s jails. Women who are mothers don’t want their daughters placed in danger through the sort of gender nonsense that Harris and Joe Biden promoted so enthusiastically.
It was telling that the most successful Trump ad said: “Kamala supports taxpayer-funded sex changes for prisoners and illegal aliens . . . Kamala is for they/them. President Trump is for you.”
The message stood for every skewed priority of the liberal left.
Meanwhile, Harris was running divisive, cartoonish ads portraying women forced to lie to their overbearing MAGA husbands about who they were voting for.
The message in the waning days of the Harris campaign that women who vote for Trump are stupid and weak was the icing on the insult cake.
Throughout it all, Trump was unperturbed. He kept doing bro-style podcasts and never tried to be anything but his masculine self. He resisted entreaties to bring Nikki Haley into his lineup to offset Harris’ woman pitch and flipped gender concerns on their head.
“There’s a group called White Dudes for Harris,” he quipped at the Al Smith Dinner last month, “but I’m not worried about them at all, because their wives and their wives’ lovers are all voting for me.”
Boom Boom.
The first move he made after his thumping victory was to announce that Susie Wiles, his formidable campaign manager, who is dubbed “The Ice Maiden,” would be his chief of staff, the first female to hold the role in White House history, an achievement we can be certain he made on merit alone.
Trump is having the last laugh, after all.
Pardon me? Joe & Hunter deserve zilch
President-elect Donald Trump is meeting Joe Biden Wednesday, a week after White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre reiterated the president’s vow not to pardon his son Hunter, who faces jail time when he is sentenced next month over convictions in two felony trials.
During the election campaign, Trump inexplicably left open the possibility that he, himself, might pardon the first son. “Hunter’s a bad boy,” he told radio host Hugh Hewitt, but added, “I wouldn’t take it off the books.”
Maybe Biden is hoping for a “quid pro Joe” if he gets the DOJ to drop its lawfare actions against Trump.
But after a divisive presidency in which he sicced the FBI on Trump supporters who he called “garbage” and “semi-fascist,” not to mention labeling Trump a “white supremacist” and perpetuating the “very fine people” hoax and Russiagate, he deserves no favors.
If Joe wants to spare his son jail he should pardon him himself and prove once again that his “word as a Biden” is worthless.
