‘You husband Jake Sullivan, national security adviser, is causing world on fire because he’s incompetent’
National security adviser Jake Sullivan has presided over some of the worst foreign policy disasters in American history. His wife, Maggie Goodlander, is running for Congress as a Democrat in New Hampshire’s second district. Goodlander is a real estate scion whose grandfather was a partial owner of the Boston Red Sox. Her Republican opponent, Lily Tang Williams, is a Chinese-born immigrant who came to the United States in 1988 with just $100 in her pocket.
Tang Williams obliterated Goodlander and her husband in broken English during last week’s Congressional debate. “You husband Jake Sullivan, national security adviser, is causing world on fire because he’s incompetent,” she said with beastlike authority. “He should get fired.” (Fact check: He definitely should.)
The Bony Face of Failure: Another Foreign Policy Disaster on Jake Sullivan’s Watch
In addition to setting the world on fire with incompetence, Sullivan is best known for his ghoulish appearance and eccentric hobbies, which include curling (the weird ice-sweeping game) and competitive speed walking.
5 Fun Facts About Failed National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan
