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Life Failure David Hogg Joins the High-Speed Rail Debate – Twitchy

Every time we think that the ‘Pride of Harvard’ David Hogg can’t be more of an insufferable dweeb, he just gets insufferabler and dweebier. (Yes, we just made those two words up. Bear with us. We think you’ll agree both are needed here.)

Not satisfied with being a failure as a pillow businessman, a gun grabber, and a Constitutional and American history scholar, Hogg decided last night that he now wants to be the next Secretary of Transportation. While we’re sure that there could never be a WORSE SecTrans than Pete Buttigieg, we’re equally sure that Hogg would be no better. 

Yes, to add to his list of gigantic L’s, Hogg has now joined the ranks of high-speed rail (HSR) advocates in America. And, in typical Hogg fashion, he announced his new mission in the most cringe way possible.

‘Men want one thing?’ Oh, gag unto us with a spoon. 

We’re not going to go into all of the many, MANY reasons why HSR is impractical and impossible in America. We’ve written about this many times, usually when Congressman Seth Moulton opens his mouth about it. All we have to do is look at California and its decades-long HSR boondoggle. At last check, the system in California is into the hundreds of billions in cost overruns with virtually zero functioning rail segments in the state.

Even Amtrak, Joe Biden’s favorite choo-choo, loses more than a billion dollars a year … and that’s with full government support and subsidization. 

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It’s. Never. Going. To. Happen. 

But Hogg never turned away from a failed argument for social credit. Thankfully, Twitter was on hand last night to let him know what he can do with his new cause … not to mention his concept of what a man is. 

His hero in life is Biden, so no. He really doesn’t. 

Yeah, we’re not holding our breath waiting for that. 

Hogg has found all 50 of them. 

He truly is the living embodiment of Obamacare’s ‘Pajama Boy.’ 

Hogg has devolved into an unintentional parody account. It’s the only explanation we can come up with. 

He won’t answer that question. Because he can’t. 

Hogg keeps picking new lanes because he fails at every other lane he has tried in his life. Literally, his only accomplishment is his Harvard degree, and we’ve all seen what one of those is worth these days. They could practically start selling them at Target — right next to the Cottonelle and the Charmin. 

Don’t worry. We know what you meant. And we understand just throwing up your hands at Hogg’s continuous cringe. 

It’s going to be 75 percent gone by the time Hogg hits 30. This is not his fault, of course, but still funny since he insists on being such a miserable, unfunny scold to everyone else in the country.

Lots of women want those things too. At least the ones we know do, who are functioning members of society and haven’t dyed their hair 50 shades of blue. But we doubt Hogg knows any real women either, only ‘intersectional gender studies’ majors. 

Hogg is also too oblivious to realize that he opened himself up to another line of mockery with his tweet. 

LOL. Oh, boy. Yep, there were lots of these types of responses too. 

You get the idea. We’ll avoid any additional replies along those lines because many were quite … ahem … descriptive. 

We throw up in our mouths a little more each time Hogg tweets. 

Save some for the rest of us, Davy. 

‘Worst people in the world.’ 

Yep, we can safely say that David Hogg is on that list. 

But we will apologize for making up the words ‘insufferabler’ and ‘dweebier’ to describe him at the beginning of this article. 

The words we should have made up are ‘insufferablest’ and ‘dweebiest.’



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