A January issue of New York Magazine featured a rather unusual cover story called “A Practical Guide to Polyamory.” The cats on the cover were creepy enough. The concept being pitched was even worse.
The piece was an ode to an alternative lifestyle which the media is trying to paint as the hip new thing. All over the internet, including in big-name legacy publications, there’s been a push to normalize concepts such as “ethical non-monogamy” and “throuples.” To hear these outlets tell it, a traditional male-female couple is, like, totally uncool, dude.
At Jeremy’s Razors, we’re not buying into any of it. Despite what the media wants you to think, it’s almost Valentine’s Day and that means a celebration of love as it was meant to be. One man, one woman, and one perfect gift on a day to celebrate that affection.
Right now, men are probably shopping for the perfect gift to show their wives or girlfriends that they’re not considering joining the polyamorous community. The single best way to convey that point without saying a word is to treat your significant other to an exclusive Valentine’s Day bundle that’s firmly rooted in reality. When it comes from Jeremy’s Razors, she’ll never have to wonder if that box of chocolates is really just a ploy to start a conversation about adding a third person to your union.
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Ladies, this concept goes both ways. The manliest men are only interested in committing to one woman forever, and these heroes of the world deserve a superior shave along with a few chocolate bars to celebrate their commitment to traditional values.
Money talks. Besides boycotting Left-leaning publications that promote subversive lifestyles, conservatives can take a stand against insanity by committing to purchasing products made by companies that know the difference between a man and a woman, and that furthermore think marriage means a partnership consisting of one of each.
There was a time in the not-so-distant past when declaring someone was your one true love would have been the mainstream opinion.
Marriages were made up of one XY chromosome man and one XX chromosome woman who together, God-willing, helped propagate the species with a bunch of adorable little offspring. The rationality of this coupling of man and woman was never disputed. However, the war on reality has now extended to this very foundation of society. Destroy monogamous relationships and you destroy the nuclear family. Once that goes, civilization crumbles.
You may have whiskers, but you’re not a cat. Real men are meant to devote themselves to one woman and build a life with her and only her. Jeremy’s isn’t afraid to say that. This is one reason why we’re here: to remind all of you that there are still companies that will take a stand against degeneracy.
Fighting back against the culture war often feels like trying to bail out a sinking ship using nothing but a spoon. But the part they’ll never tell you is that a lot of us have spoons, and if enough of us band together, those little spoonfuls of sanity can add up to making a difference.
It all starts with the decision to support companies that promote the values you want to see in the world. And this Valentine’s Day, you won’t find any creepy cats or “ethically” cheating spouses at Jeremy’s Razors.
