We see a lot of crazy on Twitter. When you cover the platform like we do, it’s a given. That being said, every once in a while we come across crazy that we’re not sure is real crazy or parody crazy but it’s still crazy … so we laugh. And then, if it’s just crazy enough, we’ll share it with our readers because hey, who doesn’t like to read a crazy thread, right?
Pretty sure this thread qualifies as crazy.
Honestly, we’re not entirely sure it’s not parody but still, worth a read.
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Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses at 1:28am.This is 128 days after Francis Scott Key’s Birthday & on Nancy Pelosi’s 84th birthday.
84 ♻️ 48
8/4 is the 217 day of year
The 48th day of the year is 2/17217
The Towers collapsed 2, 1 then 7133 👉 Two Worlds Collide pic.twitter.com/MOmIpONhYj
— TheRealKimShady™️ (@TRKShady) March 26, 2024
Guys, it’s the aliens.
Just sayin’.
— TheRealKimShady™️ (@TRKShady) March 26, 2024
— TheRealKimShady™️ (@TRKShady) March 26, 2024
WHOA.
— TheRealKimShady™️ (@TRKShady) March 26, 2024
Look out, Alex Jones and Andrew Tate, you’ve got competition.
You completely overlooked the fact that today is 3/26/24.
3 x 2 = 6.
2 x 6 = 12.
12 is half of 24.Enough said.
— And Don’t Call Me Shirley. (@Meme_Behavior) March 26, 2024
Right? Enough said.
Also, 3/26/2024 is 5 days before 3/31/2024 and 1000 years and five days before 3/31/3024. Coincidence? I think not.
— T.C. (@CaveMarine) March 26, 2024
Anyone who ignores this is complicit. https://t.co/k3yUKJvEcl
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) March 26, 2024
We so adore Hollaria.
Don’t worry, there’s plenty of crazy to go around this morning. Look at this one:
The Francis Scott Key Bridge spanned the lower Patapsco River.
Crazy coincidence…
On 3.24 Trump mentioned the flag at Trump National Golf Club. The plaque under it says, The River of Blood.” Trump’s timestamp was 8:47 and Q847 = “WATCH the water.“Note Francis Scott… pic.twitter.com/oHLCS6p0C3
— Cowboyw2b (@Cowboyw2b2) March 26, 2024
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WE KNEW IT. This was all on Trump.
This is an open threat on our DEMOCRACY.
Of course, there’s this as well:
Looks deliberate to me. A cyber-attack is probable. WW3 has already started.. https://t.co/wLTGjT6ErN
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) March 26, 2024
And this:
This ship was cyber-attacked.
Lights go off and it deliberately steers towards the bridge supports.
Foreign agents of the USA attack digital infrastructures.
Nothing is safe.
Black Swan event imminent. pic.twitter.com/14SBqK8tJA
— Andrew Tate (@Cobratate) March 26, 2024
Forget that much of what happened has been explained NOT by the institutions whom nobody trusts but maritime journalists who know what they’re actually talking about.
Oh, Hollaria had one more:
BRIDGE COLLAPSE = 14 letters.
3/26 = 3 numbers
14 + 3 = 17
17th letter of the alphabet = Q
Don’t try to tell me this isn’t real.
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) March 26, 2024
DA DA DAAAA!
Now, to be fair, we are living in a time when plenty of conspiracy theories have come true SO we absolutely understand why people don’t know what to believe, who to believe, and why. But this sort of conspiracy is just … bizarre.
And hilarious.
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