Were they Havana fun time?
Fox TV’s Olivia Garner sent me an article by a Karen Leibowitcz printed in whoknowswhatwhere which makes a case for the belief that “Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau’s dad.”
Subhead: “Nobody’s ‘debunked’ anything” but Canada’s government wants nothing to do with the tale.
The article also asks why anyone in the Canadian government might be so “insensitive to a rumor” when “federal governments in Western civilizations do not deny urban legends.”
True, not true, no idea — so why do I reprint this? It’s interesting and I figure you’d maybe like to scan it because the subject beats our daily reading about migrants, vagrants and tyrants.
The story calls Margaret, Justin’s mother, “a 23-year-old wild child” and her husband, Pierre, “an aging playboy seemingly ‘infertile.’ ” They married when she was 22 and he 51.
She writes things like: The “sexually promiscuous” Trudeaus “adored” Castro whose “legendary” sexuality reportedly fathered 11 acknowledged children plus a kindergarten full of those unacknowledged.
Justin was born Christmas 1971. The elder Trudeaus would’ve had to be in Castro’s vicinity that March or April — and were “actually within spitting distance” of each other.
Says the writer: “Articles debunking the story all come from left-leaning websites who sympathize with Trudeau.”
Also: There further exists a rumor that Castro’s now-dead son Fidelito called Justin his “half brother.”
Go ahead & move
Take down our flag? Symbol of the greatest country on Earth? Who needs you?
Move to live in those nations where they cut off your head, throw rocks at you, whip, beat, set fire to you if you raise a voice against them.
Also: Shove a foreign flag up the behinds of Columbia and Harvard’s ex presidents. Cleanse their hatred. I advocate a patriotic colonoscopy.
Fond memories of mom made into a film
Mother’s Day’s coming up. Viggo Mortensen wrote and directed the female-centric Western “The Dead Don’t Hurt.” Inspired by his late mom.
Viggo: “My mother was raised in maple forests near Canada’s northeast border. My unforgettable childhood image was seeing her running around that forest. What I saw and what I remember and what I’ve written are in the screenplay I wrote during our COVID lockdown.”
Takes place in 1860s. Stars Mortensen, Vicky Krieps, Danny Huston.
Edge of your seat
Kids need something to do after school besides setting fire to it. Privately funded New York Edge provides summer programs — 100 schools in all five boroughs.
Wednesday’s 6 p.m. Gotham Hall gala honors Disney execs and B’way vets who support programs to inspire kids, such as Aisha Johnson and Kyle Taylor Parker. Sam Champion emcees.
Tickets available at NewYorkEdge.org. Just letting you know.
My friend has a 1-year-old Chihuahua. It already has a trainer, a groomer, a walker, a routine, a license, a vet, a collar, a leash, a diet, a bed, a cashmere sweater, his own shampoo — and he’s only 6 inches long.
Only in New York, kids, only in New York.
