Typically we do not buy into conspiracy theories and hysteria (unless we can somehow make a joke about it) but to be fair, as we watch more and more conspiracy theories come true we have had to adjust our tinfoil more than a few times.
Especially when it comes to the Biden administration.
Note, we still don’t think Taylor Swift if some sort of Pentagon asset but this is pretty … crazy.
Tinfoil-worthy, even.
The Chiefs will win the super bowl so that they make their White House appearance to meet the president and for Taylor Swift to endorse Joe Biden while visiting.
— Nate Kent 𝕏 (@PerrodinNathan) January 31, 2024
OK, so there’s no score and he doesn’t say by how much HOWEVER … we did see this post about the Chiefs visiting the White House from Biden already:
With their third Super Bowl win in just five seasons, the Kansas City Chiefs aren’t just champions today – they’re a dynasty.
Congratulations, Chiefs Kingdom.
Ready to welcome this team back to the White House. pic.twitter.com/8GZDRiopRX
— President Biden (@POTUS) February 12, 2024
Da da DAAAAAA!
Looks like you were right.
— SketchDanger (@SketchDanger) February 12, 2024
WHOA.
See?
And…and….then Taylor and Travis will be rescued with a big flying saucer and taken up into space to finally meet the Lizard people that secretly rule the world.
Wow, great news.— Frenchy416- BACKSEAT DRIVER (@Frenchy4161) February 12, 2024
Hey, it could happen.
OK FINE, we’re mostly being silly (in this world right now silly goes a long way to keeping us all sane) but still …
*adjusts tinfoil … again*
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