It’s hard to believe former President Bill Clinton left the White House more than 23 years ago. Aging leaders like to recall their time in office and share what they’ve learned. To this end, Clinton is releasing a new memoir called ‘Citizen: My Life After the White House.’ In the tome, the 42nd president presents ‘Clinton’s Rules of Politics.’ That got many thinking of rules that probably didn’t make the book. So, we’ll be adding some chapters to Bill’s new opus.
Here’s his book announcement, before we get to those unpublished rules.
Bill Clinton reveals his ‘rules of politics’ in new book https://t.co/zD6wCZxq6U
— The Hill (@thehill) November 15, 2024
Okay, that’s out of the way.
We’re starting a little light because this first extra chapter applies to almost all presidents.
Lie , cheat and steal ?
— Molly (@Mollypitcherz) November 16, 2024
Rule 1. Lie cheat and steal.
— Meme Shank (@MemeShank) November 15, 2024
Lol 😆 🤣 😂
Cheating and lying..— Arturo (@Art21112537) November 15, 2024
We’re sure Bill will have an extensive chapter on his love of music and how important it is to encourage young performers, especially women. (WATCH)
— The Left Handed Stranger (@LeftyColumbo) November 16, 2024
Bill’s got a real eye for talent.
Oops, there was a mix-up at the printer. This next set of rules is clearly from Hillary Clinton’s most recent memoir.
Rule #1: All dissenters and potential witnesses must die
Rule #2: See Rule #1
— G (@TCC_Grouchy) November 16, 2024
Hillary’s book is better. Lol pic.twitter.com/AuTwXSWxoS
— Rocky Mcg (@RockyMcg) November 15, 2024
That was creepy!
Speaking of creepy, that sounds like another extra chapter in Bill’s rules book.
Is rule #1 to make creepy comments about women’s looks? Cause he’s still doing that a lot.
— El Hispanixo™ (@PMtalking) November 15, 2024
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Which chapter is “They ain’t ugly under the desk”?
— Usually Right (@normouspenis) November 15, 2024
Of course, this book would not be complete without a chapter on managing interns and showing them the ropes: laundry care, tobacco use and always keeping lines of communication open.
Surround yourself with interns?!? That’s crazy
— Grammar 5-0 (@Grammar98566533) November 15, 2024
1. Don’t leave it on the blue dress.
— Margie (@Margie____) November 15, 2024
— Elvis Presley 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@elvis3177) November 16, 2024
The former president’s book comes out Tuesday. We’ll end this with an actual rule from the book: ‘Never drink in public — you might act like yourself.’ Wow, this sounds like a great Christmas gift for Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris!
