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Take a Look at Sacramento Thief’s Disguise As He Steals Package From Porch – Twitchy

April 5, 2024

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We’ll give him points for creativity, for sure.

Watch as this thief in Sacramento disguises himself as he steals a package from a porch.

A thief disguised as a trash bag was caught on camera stealing a package from a home in Sacramento https://t.co/G6G78zaD20

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— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 4, 2024

It worked, we guess.

More from ABC13:

A thief disguised as a trash bag was caught on camera stealing a package from a home in Sacramento, California.

Door camera footage provided by Omar Gabriel Munoz shows a person crouched underneath a garbage bag approaching a front door and stealing a parcel on March 29.

Munoz told Storyful he got a notification that his package had been delivered and was confused not to find it when returning home from work.

Munoz thought the wind might have blown the parcel. But after checking the door camera footage, he discover it had been taken by a crafty porch pirate.

It’s maddening. It’s wrong for people to steal, and law enforcement does nothing about it.

But if we don’t laugh at the absurdity of this, we’ll pull our hair out.

if you gotta do all this to steal….. maybe.. just maybe you should seek employment 😭

— tyrin (@tyrinyrn) April 4, 2024

So, a little personal anecdote: this writer used to work for a law enforcement body. Part of her job was to write up complaints for the attorneys, which meant looking at documents. Criminal organizations — even small ones — had very organized systems of operation.