Do you know what stinks?
Woke corporations are still pushing their so-called values onto their customers. Companies like Native deodorant continue to team up with folks like Dylan Mulvaney and tacitly endorse the idea that men can become women. See for yourself:
Dylan Mulvaney the new face of Native Women’s Deodorant 🙆🏻♀️ pic.twitter.com/Ckiv3ZKCi3
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) April 24, 2023
But do you know what’s refreshing? You don’t have to support that ideology and those products anymore.
After selling out of initial stock following its launch last November, Jeremy’s is pleased to announce its all-new deodorant line is available once again so you can fight the woke every day while smelling like the god-king himself. (Buy here).
First, Jeremy’s Deodorant is as natural as men with XY chromosomes. We’re proud to announce that our deodorant is aluminum-free — this means you can protect your manhood all day long in a Salt & Stone Musk without damaging your hormones.
You can also defend masculinity in general by giving your money to a company that believes in basic truths such as the biological and complementary differences between men and women.
That’s not the only thing that makes Jeremy’s Deodorant a step above the competition.
Jeremy’s Deodorant is also made with highly moisturizing, antimicrobial, and anti-inflammatory coconut oil as well as Shea butter that hydrates and nourishes the skin. Combine all that with an aluminum-free product, and you have a natural and woke-free deodorant fit for any man who isn’t afraid of biological reality.
Now, we all know that we founded Jeremy’s Razors because we were fed up with the nonsense being shouted from the woke Left. You were, too.
Since then, the Left has given us plenty more reasons to create new products. (Remember that soap company that got caught up in fat liberation and gender-mutilation nonsense?)
In turn, we’ve created hand soaps, shampoos, shaving kits, and more grooming products. (Buy here)
Jeremy’s has proven we’re not here to complain. We’re here to create alternative quality products that match your expectations and resonate with your values.
Unlike Woke companies that force-feed their radical gender ideology down your throats, Jeremy’s takes its customers’ values and needs to heart.
That’s why we asked the obvious question after releasing Jeremy’s Razors, “What do you want from Jeremy’s next?”
Originally, we had planned on spending Michael Knowles’ paycheck on a specialized research team to find out what you wanted, but thankfully for Knowles’ livelihood we didn’t need to do that.
You made it loud and clear that you wanted Jeremy’s to make deodorant.
And so, we’re proud to once again give you exactly what you asked for. Jeremy’s Deodorant will keep you safe from the unpleasant smell of the woke.
Jeremy’s Deodorant
We stick to those ingredients you can trust and pronounce. They’re not toxic, and neither is your masculinity.
Our deodorant has no room for aluminum, phthalates, talc, or ads with unattractive models no one needs to see topless.
No greasy surprises, no residue, and no confusion about what it means to be a man.
